How To Find Osama bin Ladenl

The FBI posted a description of the 9/ll nemesis, Osama bin Laden. Did you know that he is six feet, six inches tall and weighs 160 pounds? In a kingdom of virtual midgets by comparison, how is he eluding the USA search teams?
Either he's hiding in a cave or riding around in an ambulance.
So naturally, it was easier to find WMDs.
There are more Muslims in the USA than in Afghanistan. I hear it's the poppy-growing colussus of the world. Do you wonder why nobody ever writes about their lock on the huge opium market?